I'M A GENIUS IDOL BUT MY PASSIVE IS SUNFISH: Chapter 21
TL by Miru
I'm a Genius Idol but
My Passive is Sunfish: Episode 21
- Is this where I lay
down today… ㅇ< - <
- Baekya, Yuyeon, and
a chick… sobs… sob sob…
- Siyun-nim, can't you
give out the chick instead of fried chicken? ㅠㅠ
- So cute ㅋㅋㅋ Why is Siyun so excited like that?
The chat window was flooded
with dozens of comments per second. The writers, who were checking real-time
reactions, were unusually delighted. It was a pleasant start to the first
broadcast of the new year.
[Baekya: Answer! A plushie!]
[Siyun: You must guess what
kind of plushie it is. Now, 15 seconds have passed.]
[Yuyeon: Answer! A teddy
bear?]
[Siyun: A teddy bear!
That's wrong~]
Siyun was amused as he
looked at the stopwatch rapidly counting down.
On the other hand, Yuyeon
and Baekya became more nervous as time went by.
After the teddy bear, they
kept continuing with wrong answers such as puppy, rabbit, and cat.
Even the members who were
initially rooting for the two were now amused by them, especially Minsung and
Jihan, who had already won the game.
[Yuyeon: Uwaah. Just what
is it?]
[Baekya: Yaah…! Stick to it
properly!]
As Yuyeon tilted his head in
the opposite direction, the chick plushie fell off. Startled, Baekya pressed
his face, nuzzling into Yuyeon's face while telling him off.
- Kyaaah!!! The Maltese
took a feel ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- I wish I were born as a chick plushie…
- I want to die nuzzling
those dimples ㅠ
- I don't need to eat
chicken so please keep showing me this ㅜㅜ
- 1 minute is too
short sob sob (tears)
In the end, the time limit
was exceeded.
As Siyun shouted 'Fail',
Yuyeon and Baekya took off their blindfolds. What caught their eyes was a
yellow chick plushie.
Chirp chirp.
[Baekya: A chick…]
[Yuyeon: Ah…]
[Siyun: Both of you wait
for the punishment over there for a moment. The last team with Yulmu and Chung
will take the challenge.]
The third challenge
followed. Likewise, Yulmu and Chung, wearing rabbit blindfolds, stood side by
side, and the last item appeared between their faces. The third object was an
A4 paper.
The mischievous Siyun
raised his thumb towards the camera as if saying 'I did well, right?' His face
seemed to ask for praise as he looked at the camera lens.
[Siyun: This item is quite
small. You need to bring your faces closer.]
Yulmu and Chung responded
loudly to Siyun's words.
The stopwatch was pressed
immediately, and the thin sheet of A4 paper was pushed between their faces.
Yulmu and Chung, who were clueless, brought their faces close, but no matter
how close they got, they couldn't feel the item.
[Yulmu: Is it really there?]
[Siyun: Yes. You need to
move a little closer.]
Upon hearing that, Chung
thrust his face even closer. With a fluttering sound, their faces were now just
0.1 millimeters apart. The chat window, as well as the studio, became chaotic.
However, that moment was truly fleeting.
[Chung: Chung! Paper?]
[Yulmu: A4 paper!]
[Siyun: Correct! DASE gains
five additional coupons.]
It was thanks to the fact
that the moment their faces touched, the paper fluttered, making quite a loud
sound. Yulmu and Chung, after taking off their blindfolds, gave each other a
high-five and raised their thumbs toward each other.
However, there were two
people who couldn't be happy. Yuyeon and Baekya, who couldn't get the fried
chicken, had to look at the other four with their lips tightly closed, their
eyes full of envy.
[Siyun: With this, you have
obtained a total of ten coupons. Yuyeon-Baekya team, who were the only ones to
fail, it's time for the punishment~]
Though he expressed
sympathy with his words, Siyun was enjoying this more than anyone else.
The two people froze at the
mention of the punishment. Siyun told them that there was nothing to be nervous
about and that the punishment is simpler than they think.
[Siyun: It's simple! Sexy
dance and aegyo! You can choose which one to perform, but you are both not allowed
to choose the same one. So, the person who chooses first has the advantage,
right?]
With the punishment revealed,
all the members except for Yuyeon and Baekya were excited.
[Yulmu: Puhah!]
Among them, Yulmu expressed
it the loudest.
'Oh, my god.'
Baekya's pupils shook
uncontrollably. On the other hand, Yuyeon looked relieved when the punishment
was confirmed.
With the two people's stark
differences in reactions, the anticipation for the punishment grew stronger.
[Yuyeon: I will go for the
sexy dance.]
He asked if they would
choose the song for him and specifically requested a very sultry song.
He got up from his seat and
walked to a relatively spacious area, waiting for the music. Siyun, who was
excited, said that this was exactly what you would expect from a rookie's spirit
and created an enthusiastic atmosphere.
Then, the requested sultry instrumentals
started playing.
- Insanely crazy hot
sexy dynamite…
- Oh, Lord… I'm done
for…
- Mom, he's seducing
me ㅠㅠㅠ
Look at his expression, he must be crazy! ㅠㅠ
- I thought this
friend with the dimples was pure, but there's a whole different wicked side to
him... I love it^^
The reactions were fervent.
Chung and Yulmu whistled,
while Minsung and Siyun cheered enthusiastically. The only one who couldn't
smile was Baekya.
[Baekya: Isn't that too
lewd?]
The main dancer carrying
out this childish punishment seemed fitting. Watching it, Baekya grew more nervous.
'Then, do I have to do
aegyo?'
Now, the only option left
was aegyo. As the music was ending, Baekya tightly closed his eyes and clenched
his fists.
He was hypnotizing himself.
'I am cute. I am
adorable. I will be cute.'
The music ended before he
knew it. Baekya's turn approached.
[Siyun: Then, Baekya-ssi,
are you ready?]
[Baekya: …Yes!]
There was an uproar over
his clenched fists as the chat window was filled with responses, praising that
he was already being cute.
[Siyun: You can start
whenever you're ready.]
[Baekya: One, two, three…]
However, the demands of
being a rookie were high. Minsung volunteered to count as he saw the desperate
look in Baekya's eyes.
[Minsung: I can do it.
Ready?]
With his lips tightly
clammed up, Baekya finally nodded with a determined face.
[Minsung: One, two, three!]
[Baekya: Aang!]
It was the so-called 'biting
heart'.
He brought both hands
together, forming a circle with his thumbs and index fingers, then opened his
mouth, biting into the air with the 'Aang' sound. The point was to make the
hand shape look like a heart along with the bite.
The studio fell silent, and
even the chat stopped momentarily.
'I messed up.'
Baekya, with his hand still
shaped like a heart, closed his eyes.
Usually, even if it was
just a pretense, people would respond with some encouragement for the passable
effort, but this time it was too quiet.
Baekya unknowingly pouted
his lips. His face flushed like it would explode at any moment.
However, the reaction he
had anticipated came a bit delayed. Outside the studio, along with the screams
of the writers, the response finally exploded.
[Siyun: Oh my god… Isn't
that too cute?]
[Jihan: He's got the talent
for this.]
[Yulmu: Did you all see
that?! This is our DASE's official mascot's ultimate move!]
[Yuyeon: If I chose aegyo,
I would have been in big trouble…]
[Minsung: From now on,
Baekya can do aegyo for us.]
[Chung: Baekya is adorable!]
The creative aegyo garnered
an explosive response. This was a move that became a hot topic when Baekya was
still serving in the army before being synchronized with the game, and it was
first performed by a girl group member.
Furthermore, it would be
established as an essential aegyo move that idols must do at least once, but
right now it was slightly ahead of its time.
Therefore, Baekya became
the founder of the 'biting heart' aegyo.
- Aaaaah!!!! Seriously,
how can there be something like that?!?!!
- Aaaaahdsjsdfah
- Our soft peach
turned out to be a fox all along…
- Wow… a genius… he's
a genius…
After that, Baekya was let
go only after he did the biting heart three more times. It felt like he would
die of shame, but at least he got something out of it.
[Q. I will succeed! (2):
3 Aegyo achieved!
▷Personal Talent: 1/5
▷Aegyo: 4/5
▷Cuteness: 0/5
※ Remaining time: 25 days]
DASE members successfully
completed their first radio broadcast, generating a huge number of GIFs of
themselves.
* * *
However, the biting heart Baekya
fired out was just the beginning…
An interview in the waiting
room of a music program. It was a segment introducing a rookie group that had
just debuted.
"For your day! Hello,
we are DASE!"
DASE's team chant was full
of energy. The MCs welcomed the members with delight.
"I heard that today is
the 10th day since your debut. Please tell us how you felt about your debut and
give a greeting to your fans."
Jihan, standing close to
the MCs, was the first to hold the microphone.
"Yes, we are really
nervous and excited. We diligently prepared for the long-awaited debut. I hope
you can enjoy watching us."
The MC continued with more
questions. When asked about the meaning of the group name 'DASE', this time
Minsung took the microphone.
"Our group name DASE
is a combination of 'Day', representing everyday life, and 'Serendipity',
meaning unexpected joy. It conveys the meaning of luck that suddenly appeared
one day."
Rigid shoulders and
memorized pauses gave away their rookie freshness. It was a response filled
with the charm of newcomers. Then, the introduction of their song was done by
Yulmu, and the choreography's dance point was demonstrated briefly by Yuyeon
and Chung.
Finally, the MC mentioned
their debut stage at Imjingak. They mentioned that DASE was always at the
center of attention these days, looking at one person in particular.
Naturally, the protagonist was
Baekya.
"You are the one who
created the so-called 'biting heart' gesture, right? Baekya-ssi, may I ask you
to introduce the next song with this move?"
Haha. It wasn't like he
could refuse.
Baekya mustered all his
strength to lift the corners of his mouth. He had to smile no matter what.
"Yes. The powerful group
dance idols, BB9, and NICE, who came back with a winter song, are getting
ready. Before that, let's meet Violet's stage full of violet fragrance! (Aang!)"
The scene of Baekya, who
did the biting heart move, and the members holding back their laughter as they
watched him, were captured on the screen.
The skill <Heartthrob
Inducer (B)> was running wild.

OMG KSKSKSKSK REALLY
ReplyDeleteSo cute aaaa
By the way, this thing with cheeks just seem to be seen with rookies, I never see groups with more than 1 or 2 years doing that
This novel is soooooo good and makes you feel fluffy a
ReplyDeleteAgh, while I feel compassionate towards Baekya... please continue being this cute!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the translation!
baekya just stole chuu's chuu heart lmao
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M GIGGLING LIKE CRAZY
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