I'M A GENIUS IDOL BUT MY PASSIVE IS SUNFISH: Chapter 44
TL by Miru
I'm a Genius Idol but
My Passive is Sunfish: Episode 44
It seems that receiving
someone’s approval was the quest condition.
‘My mouth tastes
bitter.’
Look at the corners of
Yulmu’s mouth that were already twitching. Baekya had a feeling that he was
going to be teased a lot for a while.
* * *
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My personal
collection of <WANT ME> DASE photocards (DASE Photo Card Collection.jpg)
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Sparrow, who diligently
roamed social media to gather information on DASE’s photo cards, had done an
impressive job. She took photos with her phone camera, adjusted the slightly
blurry quality to make it clearer, and even replicated the design of a doll box
for the background illustration. Laying out the twelve photo cards on top of
that, they seemed even more enchanting.
After completing it, she
felt it was too good to keep to herself and sneakily uploaded it on social
media, where it received quite a good response.
- Did you make these
yourself?
- Oh, my god!
Sparrow-nim, your hands are absolutely golden!
It was an incredible waste
of talent, but no one here thought so. They just admired her skill. Proud Sparrow
smiled as she looked at her work.
“Hmm. This is great.”
[V Minsung / Bunny
Minsung]
[Hoodie Jihan /
Popcorn Jihan]
[Shower Gown Yulmu /
Wink Yulmu]
[Sticker Baekya / Fur
Hat Baekya]
[Beret Yuyeon /
Padded Jacket Yuyeon]
[Sunglasses Chung /
Jelly Chung]
Each of the twelve photo
cards had its own unique name. Among those Sparrow had only owned <Hoodie
Jihan> and <Jelly Chung>. Having bought two albums in hopes of getting
her favourite member's photo card, she was disappointed to find none.
Just as she was
contemplating buying more albums, Sparrow stumbled upon a photo card exchange
post on her timeline.
[Looking to Exchange
WANT ME photo cards~]
Eventually, even casual
fans might end up down the ‘Dragon Ball’ route, but as of yet, it was a concept
that didn’t quite resonate with her. For the record, ‘Dragon Ball’ refers to
the act of collecting all the photo cards of each member, regardless of one’s
favourite member.
“If only I have Baekya…”
But first, she needed to
know who wants to exchange what and which photo cards they themselves possess
before posting an offer. Perhaps because this was her first experience being in
a fandom, nothing seemed simple. This was the backstory of how she ended up
creating her organized collection of DASE photo cards.
Now that she had figured
it all out, it was time to post her own exchange offer.
===========================
Looking to exchange
DASE’s WANT ME photo cards.
Have: Hoody Jihan,
Jelly Chung
Need: Any Baekya’s
photo cards
Direct trade possible
in Seoul. Please DM me!
===========================
After posting her exchange
request, Sparrow returned to browse her timeline which she had been putting off
for a while. It was mostly filled with posts lamenting yesterday's live
broadcast.
- My kid isn’t just
being overly invested. He. Is. A. Real. Doll.
- The boy we all
loved back then. A thread of Han Baekya photos (Baekya.jpg)
- DASE’s WANT ME 3rd
day sales ▷33,8XX ▶Current
Total 151,4XX
- So, Chung picked
Sticker Baekya?
└ I’ll die if I don’t
get Sticker Baekya.
└ I can’t lose Fur
Hat Baekya either ㅠㅠ
After checking all the
recent tweets, Sparrow refreshed her message tab by clicking the letter-shaped
icon. Her inbox was empty.
"...Did I post the
wrong thing?"
It seemed like a
considerable amount of time had passed, but she hadn't received any responses.
Deciding to search on her own, Sparrow moved to the search tab. As she pondered
what to search for, she noticed DASE’s name in the top ranks of real-time
trends, at an impressive third place at that.
[DASE Finally]
'Finally?'
Curious, Sparrow clicked
on the trend.
- Finally!!! DASE has
finally announced their fan sign eventㅠㅠ I'm definitely going to the first fan sign of their
lives.
- DASE is finally
doing a fan sign! Time to buy more albums!
- I was so jealous
seeing the photo cards on my TLㅜㅜ Now I can finally touch them myself!! Long wait paid
off.
- Gotta go buy the albums~
- Ah DASE finallyㅠ Announcing a fan sign event during the first week
sales period is the best
"They're having a fan
sign event?!"
Sparrow, who had been
lying down scrolling through her phone, sat up suddenly.
"How do I apply for
it?!"
Everyone was just excited
about the fan sign event, but no one mentioned how to apply for it. Sparrow
started scrolling down her timeline rapidly. After some scrolling, she found a
tweet from a Yuyeon fan who had reposted the fan sign event notice amidst
numerous texts exclaiming excitement about the fan sign.
- Finally... A
real-life meeting with Yuyeon (DASE Fan Sign Event Information.jpg)
The post even had a
helpful link attached. Sparrow, a beginner in fandom, clicked on the retweet
and rushed to the detailed page. The event was scheduled for next Saturday at 7
PM, with 100 people to be selected by lottery. The method of entry was through
album purchase, with 60 for online and 40 for offline buyers, hinting at a
strategic battle.
"No, but… I already
bought two albums, didn’t I?"
Damn it. She would have to
buy more albums.
"No, this is what I
work for."
Indeed. Money wasn't the
issue here. Her real concern was the two photo cards she had placed on her
desk. She quickly deleted her exchange post; the two cards she had pulled were
seriously pretty, even though she didn't get Baekya.
"This time, I'll
definitely get Baekya!"
Feeling an unexplained
surge of confidence, Sparrow grabbed her wallet and headed to Gwanghwamun,
where the designated sales location was. However, she wondered if she was too
late as the line was quite long.
‘They wouldn’t run
out of albums, would they...?’
While DASE’s popularity
wasn't at that level yet, you can never know. Sparrow, lacking any real
experience in being in a fandom, couldn't make an objective judgment. Biting
her nails and waiting for her turn, she soon found herself next in line. Ready
for a smooth purchase, she took out her earphones.
‘Should I buy one
album and try to exchange for the other? No, maybe just buy two?’
She was happily
contemplating how many albums to buy for entry when she overheard a strange
conversation.
"Please give me six.
You do delivery, right?"
‘Six albums and
asking for delivery?’
Why not just order online?
Sparrow glanced at the customer ahead of her. The person was carrying a
medium-sized suitcase and a large camera bag.
They could just carry them
in that. But then…
“Six boxes will be 120
albums in total. Do you want them all shipped?”
“I'll take one box with
me.”
“Please write down the
address.”
Alert! A magnitude 10
earthquake shook Sparrow’s world.
‘S-s-six BOXES, not
albums?!’
Sparrow was stunned by the
massive purchase. Failing to hear Clerk 2 calling the next customer, the person
behind her tapped her shoulder.
"Excuse me."
"Me- me?"
A young-looking girl
pointed towards an open spot.
"There's a spot open
over there."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
Sparrow quickly bowed and
rushed to the clerk.
"How many would you
like?"
"I, I want...!"
* * *
DASE visited the music
show waiting room after a long time. It was early dawn, and only a few groups
were present, but the makeshift waiting rooms separated by partitions were
still the same.
"Wow~ It's been a
while."
Yulmu stroked the
partition, saying he missed this feeling.
"Should we suggest to
the company to put one in our dorm?"
"Really?!"
Yulmu's eyes sparkled with
an excited reaction. The man he had grabbed by the shoulder was Deokjin, DASE’s
new road manager. Having joined the company a month ago, Deokjin was now
assigned to exclusively support Days along with Namkyung.
"The team leader said
to just to tell me if there’s anything you need. Wait a minute, let me take a
note..."
Deokjin was about to jot
down 'partition' in his notebook.
"No? It's okay. Just
forget what he said."
Baekya, approaching,
lightly pinched Yulmu's side.
"Ow, ow, ow."
A quiet warning followed.
"Stop teasing the
innocent guy and come here to warm up."
Yulmu was being pulled
away by Baekya, who was significantly shorter than him.
"The real hidden mastermind...!"
Deokjin, the new manager
who had been briefed by Namkyung before being put on field duty, flipped to the
very first page of his notebook to review the members' personal information he
had noted down.

Aaaaaa way is só short?????? 😭😭😭😭
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