I'M A GENIUS IDOL BUT MY PASSIVE IS SUNFISH: Chapter 36

 TL by Miru

I'm a Genius Idol but My Passive is Sunfish: Episode 36

The time was summer, probably around this time last year. She had accompanied her friend, who was AIM’s Yeonha’s homepage master, to the ID building. She had stuck by her friend’s side, complaining about taking pictures of idols when it was so hot.

She didn’t have any special reason to be there. She just happened to fall for her friend’s offer to treat her to fried chicken.

All she had to do was stand in front of the tripod with a camcorder while her friend took pictures. It was totally bullshit.

When she arrived at the scene, she saw quite a few people like her, who couldn’t concentrate and were gazing around.

Apparently, they were creating a K-pop street in Gangnam, and it happened to be in front of the ID office building, so it seemed like celebrities were there to promote it.

A little while later, the main gate opened, and Yeonha appeared with his bodyguards.

 

- Kang Yeonhaaaa!!!!

 

The fans loud shouts were pouring out. The flashes from homepage masters and reporters went off like fireworks everywhere.

 

“Ugh, my ears.”

 

Still, she stuck her head out, figuring that she might as well see the famous AIM in person now that she came all the way here.

However, is this what fate is?

Like salmon swimming against the river flow, she spotted the head of someone with brown hair trying to work his way through the maddening crowd.

 

“…Who’s that?”

“Ex-excuse me, could you let me through, please? Eugh!”

 

At that moment, the sun of her fangirl life, which would forever shine in her life, rose.

She became the ‘Baekya Phenomenon.’

 

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[The Boy Groups’ “King of Summer War” Kicks Off with DASE, Comeback Showcase]

 

Comeback D-1.

In the late afternoon, DASE's comeback showcase, and press conference was held at a hotel in Samseong-dong.

With the host's introduction, DASE appeared. The members lined up in a set formation and greeted the press following the leader's chant.

As they were asked to introduce themselves one by one, the microphone was passed to Yulmu who was standing at the edge.

 

“Hello. I am DASE’s Yulmu.”

 

Starting with his low to mid-range voice, he introduced himself, followed by Jihan, Baekya, Minsung, Yuyeon, and finally Chung.

Then it was immediately time for the photo session.

The members gathered in the centre of the room as a flurry of camera flashes rained down on them. Following that, the host asked Minsung to share some thoughts about their first mini-album.

 

"Our new mini-album, 'WANT ME,' was created to showcase the diverse charms of all six members of DASE to the fullest."

 

Furthermore, he mentioned that this was the first comeback since their debut, so he was quite nervous and even now still a bit jittery. He added that he hoped people would enjoy the album because they had worked hard to prepare it.

 

“Yes, thank you, Minsung-ssi. By the way, your makeup is quite unique today. May I ask about the concept behind it?”

 

Glittery stickers adorned the members' faces. For this question, it was Chung who responded.

 

“It’s a doll concept. We just came out of the factory, so now our fans can play with us.”

 

‘…Play with us?’

 

Clearly, the response Chung gave was not what the company had written down for him.

As Baekya tensed up, Yuyeon, who was next to him, gently pulled the microphone closer and added more explanation.

 

"What Chung meant is that the concept is about playing with dolls. You'll understand what Chung meant by midnight tonight."

“Yes. Thank you both for your kind responses.”

 

The host continued with another question.

 

"So, before we introduce the song, could we hear about how the members of DASE have been doing? Can we get some updates on your recent activities?"

 

This time Jihan picked up the microphone.

 

"Thankfully, we had the opportunity to shoot our first reality show, and thanks to that, we were able to create many great memories and spend quality time together. Apart from that, we've spent most of our time in the practice room."

 

His concise response garnered quick typing from several satisfied reporters.

The microphone was then handed over to Baekya, who was asked to introduce the song.

 

"Our title track for this comeback, 'WANT ME,' is a pop dance song that combines tropical house and hip-hop, delivering an exciting and refreshing sound."

 

He delivered it without stuttering.

After completing the rehearsed comment without a mistake, Baekya took a short breath and lowered the microphone.

 

“As DASE aims for the King of Summer spot this year, which member do you think best suits this title track?”

 

The impromptu question from the host left Baekya flustered.

 

‘Whom should I pass the microphone to? Or is the question directed at me?’

 

His mind was turning blank as he fumbled, but Minsung took over and casually answered.

 

“I can confidently say that it’s Baekya.”

“Baekya-ssi~ In what way?”

“For starters, pink hair suits him the best, and when he performs the chorus part, his expressions and gestures are truly refreshing.”

 

At Minsung’s answer, Baekya’s face flushed as if it would burst at any moment.

When asked whether Baekya had any new aegyo gestures to the Heart Bite, Yulmu picked up the microphone as if he had been waiting for the question.

 

“You’ll be able to witness the peach juice explode on stage.”

 

Chung applauded in agreement while nodding, and Jihan patted Baekya on the back while suppressing his laughter.

The MC slowly moved on by concluding that this was the kind of confidence he couldn’t help but look forward to.

 

“Finally, now that we had the chance to speak with DASE, I’d like to hear about your future plans and aspirations.”

 

At this last question, the members eyes turned to Minsung. The leader picked up the microphone.

 

“Yes. We have worked very hard to prepare our first mini-album, WANT ME, so we hope you’ll love it.”

 

He continued that they had already planned all their activities until the end of this year, starting with this comeback.

 

“I think the promotions of <No Games> went by too fast as it was our first time doing everything, but I think there will be many opportunities to see us more often this time. We will do our best, so please keep an eye on us.”

 

With DASE's collective expression of gratitude, the press conference, which had lasted for about an hour, came to an end.

 

[DASE’s Showcase, “Doll Dol” Returns with 6 Members and 6 Dolls with Different Colours]

[DASE’s Baekya, Expect Peach Juice to Explode on Stage]

[ID’s Biggest Rookies Returns!]

[DASE’s Comeback, “It will be an album that brings us closer to our fans”]

 

Positive headlines poured in.

Clicking on the articles revealed photos of DASE members wearing the same outfits and hairstyles. Some photos even showed members reattaching stickers that had fallen off each other's faces.

 

- Omg, only 4 hours left!

- The sticker kid is doing a great job^^ Yeah, keep dropping them like that!

- Are they going crazy with the juice? ㅋㅋㅋ Baekya is officially a peach now.

- WANT ME music video premieres at midnight, 6 PM is the audio release, 8 PM is YouTube live

└ We have to rush to the official website once midnight hits.

- Play with us…? How are we supposed to play with them that he said it like that?

 

And at midnight.

DASE’s music video was released, and the official homepage was updated simultaneously.

 

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[23:59:58]

 

Click!

The page was refreshed frighteningly fast as soon as the clock turned to 0:00. As the clock struck midnight, the fans’ actions could be categorized into two groups.

First were the ‘music video enthusiasts’ that Boksoong was in.

 

“Fuck, this is insane.”

 

The thumbnail showed the members standing side by side, holding each other's hands, looking straight ahead, just as they did at the press conference. The fresh shock caused her to swear without her brains processing it.

On the other hand, another person was getting very excited for similar reasons. This time, it was ‘Sparrow’ in the group of ‘official homepage enthusiasts.’

 

"Kyah! What is this?! Crazy! Completely insane! I’m losing my mind for real!"

 

Pressing F5 revealed the game-like intro with kitschy design. A white hand-drawn lace on a bright yellow background bordered the screen.

 

[♥ DASE's Dressing Room ♥]

 

A cute signboard immediately caught the eye, and mini-sized DASE members were scattered like stickers all around. The central wardrobe, which had been on display since the teaser, was wide open. Newly added buttons were activated in the lower right corner.

Moving the cursor over the "How to Play" section, a pin was inserted into a heart-shaped pin cushion, and the mouse hovered.

 

 

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Dress up DASE beautifully ♡

1. Select a member of your choice.

2. Use the provided clothes, accessories, and hairstyles to dress them up nicely.

3. Share the saved image on social media with a simple outfit concept, and hashtags (required). #DASEDressingRoom #WANTME

4. The winner will receive a personally signed CD from DASE.

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▶ Start the Game

 

There has never been an idol like this before. Was it just a concept, or was ID genuinely dedicated to DASE?

The plans to simply check the changed homepage and watch the music video were abandoned a long time ago. ‘Sparrow’, who pressed the start game button, couldn't help but be amazed by the screen that changed once again.

 

[Please select a member!]

 

Six frames hanging on a yellow background. They were DASE members’ identification photos, wearing pink hair and white t-shirts.

Without hesitation, ‘Sparrow’ chose Baekya. The frames of the other members disappeared, and a 3D character in casual clothes appeared on the screen.

With white skin and round eyes, the character with pink hair looked just like Baekya.

 

“Ugh. So cute.”

 

‘Sparrow’ complained of heartache due to the shocking cuteness.

Quickly skimming through the user interface, she first clicked on the hairstyle icon. As the icon was activated, various hairstyles were scattered above the wardrobe, from straight hair to permed hair and comma hair.

The Baekya character changed his hairstyle with each click. There wasn't a hairstyle that didn't look good on our Baekya.

 

“This is pretty. That one’s also pretty. How am I supposed to choose?”

 

It was no question that most fans entering the dressing room probably had the same dilemma.

After much deliberation, she chose a haircut with curls that slightly exposed his forehead.

Finally, onto the next step. This time, it was about choosing the outfit.