I'M A GENIUS IDOL BUT MY PASSIVE IS SUNFISH: Chapter 22
TL by Miru
I'm a Genius Idol but
My Passive is Sunfish: Episode 22
"Haa…"
Baekya collapsed on the
floor as soon as the staff members left. He buried his face in his knees but
couldn't hide his reddened ears.
"What's wrong? You did
well~ It was so cute. Aang!"
Yulmu sat down next to
Baekya and put his arm around Baekya's shoulder. The comforting words definitely
sounded like they were making fun of him. Baekya shook his shoulders trying to
shrug off the arm around him.
"Go away."
The moment Yulmu turned his
head away, biting his lips to hold back the laughter that could explode at any
moment, Baekya could feel his body tremble with suppressed laughter.
Baekya, raising his head,
glared at Yulmu.
"You, fuc-…"
"Na Yulmu. Get away
from Baekya right now."
The leader's restraining
order was quickly issued. Chung and Yuyeon, who stood by, rushed over and separated
Yulmu from Baekya.
"Don't mess with our
Peach's feelings!"
"Don't make fun of the
Hamster!"
Chung, Yuyeon, and Minsung
looked at Baekya with faces that sought approval.
'Ha… My head hurts.'
Jihan, sitting on the sofa,
shook his head as he looked at the five members.
They were cutely playing
around.
For the record, the
broadcasting station they came to for today's music show was the only station
where even rookies could have assigned rooms due to the plenty of waiting rooms
they had.
After briefly meeting with
the staff, Namkyung gathered the members, saying it was time to prepare for the
stage.
DASE, while following him
to the back of the set, Violet's and NICE's stage was over, and the remaining
boy groups were in full swing.
- PRESS IT AS MUCH AS
YOU LOVE ME
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BB9.
They were the group that
debuted a few months ahead of DASE, but because there was no significant
difference in debut time, they recently became a group that was linked as
DASE's rival.
Today, due to the
broadcasting station's circumstances, DASE's performance order got pushed back
unexpectedly. As a result, even though they debuted later, DASE was able to
perform after BB9.
"Their choreography is
pretty cool."
DASE watched the
performance from the sidelines. Yuyeon's eyes, in particular, were sparkling. It
was because the performance was so stunning that their introduction of 'group
dance idols' was not just for show.
For a moment, they watched
the stage with a serious expression. When the song ended, BB9 took their pose
as they were gasping for breath.
Initially, the camera
captured the entire stage, but it quickly switched to a close-up of one
member's face. The member noticed and showed a brief moment of surprise before
breaking into a smile. It was a smile that made anyone watching feel good.
"Oh~ The Ending Fairy~"
Yulmu, upon seeing the
ending fairy, became delighted as if he was doing it himself. He then proposed
to the other members that they should also do something if they get picked as
the Ending Fairy.
"How about the last
person caught on screen does something?"
"Okay! I'm totally
confident."
Chung was the first to agree
that the idea was good.
The term 'Ending Fairy'
referred to the singer who appeared at the very end of the music show stage,
and it was part of the performance that had become a small sensation among fans
these days.
Senior artists with accumulated
years of experience often did something fun or unexpected during this time,
either running away from the stage or striking an unexpected pose, which
garnered cheers from the audience.
The other members also
seemed to like Yulmu's idea.
"It should be fine as
long as it's not too exaggerated."
Finally, upon getting the
leader's approval, Yuyeon casually presented his opinion.
"Should we do a wink? What
do you think?"
Observing them, Namkyung
nodded, saying it should be fine since other groups also do similar things.
Baekya also nodded, hoping
he won't be the one who would be captured.
- The best thing I've
done since I was born = Choosing a peach on my 1st birthday (Baekya Wink.gif)
//TN: On a child's 1st
birthday, it's a custom to place various objects for a child to choose and what
they pick up will predict their future.
- This Peach is quite skilled
at being playful (Baekya Biting Heart.gif)
- I was out exploring
around Tamna and I picked this up and everybody said it was a peach… so what is
this peach? ㅠㅠ
(Baekya Wink.gif)
//TN: Tamna was an
ancient kingdom based on Jeju Island before it was absorbed by the Korean
Joseon Dynasty and became Jeju Island. The people of Tamna used to make a
living by diving for abalones and cultivating fruits like persimmons and
peaches.
└ That's DASE's Baekya♡ It's a very delicious peach, so please try it out
once.
- Even though it’s
winter, I see a lot of people looking for peaches in Tamna… (Baekya.jpg)
- The sweetest brand
of peaches these days (DASE.jpg)
* * *
ID's first rookie boy group
in eight years showed remarkable progress. As a result, the atmosphere within
the company was buzzing with excitement.
The public response far
exceeded expectations, so it was no surprise that DASE's comeback schedule was
moved up. The planning team became busy again.
"I heard that you guys
are going to start preparing for your comeback soon."
Namkyung delivered the news
after visiting the planning office. DASE was surprised to hear that the A&R
team had roughly finished selecting songs and that the group would start
recording the next song as soon as the concept was finalized.
"Already?"
Jihan's eyes slightly
widened.
"We only just started
doing music shows, though?"
Baekya also had a
bewildered expression, but the response that came back was nonchalant.
"You might be entering
the work process earlier because you are rookies, but most other teams do it
like this too."
It meant that many singers
immediately start preparing for their next album after the first comeback week
of doing music shows.
Unless it was a digital
single, the smallest album was a mini-album with at least five songs.
Especially in the case of full-length albums, there were many more songs to
record, so it would take even longer.
"I think it's going to
be a mini-album. Even if you start now, after these promotions end, it's still
going to take a couple of months to finish."
It was a discussion about
how even with preparations, there would still be a gap in their activities
before the comeback. Hearing Namkyung's response, the members were stunned with
blank expressions.
Moreover, there was a
significant issue that the company couldn't resist, which was the fans' request
for them to make plans for their own content.
"And I heard your
reality show has been decided. Congratulations!"
Namkyung beamed as he
announced the big news.
It was the first solo
program for DASE. Even though it would only be uploaded on their official
YouTube account, having a program dedicated to DASE with all six members as
protagonists was a joyful event in itself.
"In the future, with comeback
preparations and filming the reality show, you'll be really busy. Can you
handle it?"
"Of carrot!"
//TN: In Korean, Chung
mispronounced a part of the word "Of course" as "Carrot".
Chung, excited, rushed
towards Namkyung and hugged him. Namkyung also seemed happy with the gesture. However,
perhaps embarrassed by the attention he was receiving, he began to uselessly grumble
that it was gross when a guy does this.
"Oh, and you guys
should prepare your passports in advance."
He said that anyone under
the age of 18 would need a legal guardian's consent, adding that he wanted the
documents to be ready in advance. While explaining, Namkyung averted his eyes
as he said that he had not memorized all the birthdates yet.
Instantly, a mischievous look
crossed Yulmu's face.
"What~ You mean you
don't know our birthdays? But I know your birthday, hyung."
"It- it's not like
that…"
Flustered, Namkyung
stammered. However, there was someone else here who seemed equally flustered.
'I'm in trouble.'
It was bound to be revealed
someday, but Baekya had hoped to handle it before then. It seemed like the
heavens were not on Baekya's side.
"First of all, Minsung
and Chung, you guys had passports, right?"
Namkyung quickly changed
the subject, and the two nodded. As a second-year high school student, Yuyeon's
birthday had not passed yet, so he needed the documents. Jihan was also happy
to oblige and cooperate.
"My birthday hasn't
reached yet, so I think I should also do it."
"Hey, what about me if
you just tell it so easily?"
Although Yulmu was telling
him off for a moment, he was no match for Jihan.
"His birthday is only
a few days apart from mine."
With that, Yulmu was also
settled. Now, only Baekya remained.
"I think you had an
early birthday, Baekya. Is that right?"
"Well, I'm in my third
year of high school…"
However, Baekya seemed
uncomfortable as he answered. Hearing his voice grow smaller and smaller,
Namkyung was prompted to approach him.
"What's wrong? Are you
feeling unwell?"
"No, it's not that…"
As he spoke, Baekya kept glancing
hesitantly at Yuyeon and Chung.
"Me?"
Tilting his head, Yuyeon
pointed to himself with his finger.
Baekya's lips clammed up,
and he quickly tugged on Namkyung's arm. Namkyung bowed his waist to align with
Baekya's height.
The two people whispered for
a moment. Then, Namkyung straightened up.
"It was early?"
With a questioning look that
asked why Baekya had to whisper it to him, Namkyung looked back and forth
between the anxious Baekya and the oblivious youngest members until he finally
realized what was going on.
"Ah~ The kids call you
hyung, don't they? Now that I think about it, it is a little vague."
Namkyung also scratched his
head with a troubled look. Mentioning that Baekya was in his third year of high
school during the initial introduction was the source of trouble.
When the members first met,
it was impossible to explain in detail that he had started school a little earlier
than most other kids due to his family circumstances. Even Baekya himself
didn't think of going there.
So, to summarize.
Minsung being the oldest
remains unchanged. Then were Jihan and Yulmu, born the year after, being the
same age and both born in November. After that comes Baekya, Yuyeon, and Chung.
That was the order of their age.
"Anyway, it's true
you're in your third year of high school, and among the youngest members, your
birthday is the earliest. Isn't it fine to leave it like this?"
Namkyung stepped in to take
charge of the situation.
'I, I guess that's
true…?'
The sunfish had a rather
shameless side.
"What do you all
think? It's best to acknowledge and move on when things like this come up in
conversation."
Namkyung turned to ask
Yuyeon and Chung instead of the hesitant Baekya. Contrary to what he had feared,
Yuyeon didn't seem to mind.
"It doesn't matter to
me. There's nothing to make a fuss about. By the way, what month were you born?"
Yuyeon asked
absentmindedly. However, from the perspective of an observer, it felt like
there was an awkward atmosphere. Except for Yuyeon himself, they were convinced
that he must have felt slightly uncomfortable about it.
"…March."
Baekya couldn't bring
himself to not answer when asked. He replied in a barely audible voice.
"…21st."
At that moment, a question
mark seemed to float above the heads of the other members.
Was March considered an
early birthday?
But then, there was a
belated addition.
"…according to the
lunar calendar."
And it was by the lunar
calendar too at that.
"…Hey, don't people
celebrate their birthdays by the solar calendar these days? Besides, a lunar
calendar birthday is even later. At that point, isn't it just an early school
admiss-, ugh."
There was no malice coming
from Yulmu. He had no intention of making the situation worse. He simply lacked
awareness.
Jihan, stabbing his friend in
the side with all his might, warned him with clenched teeth.
"Take a hint."
There was no swearing, but
his glare was so murderous it could tear someone apart at a moment's notice.
Same age. And turns out
it's a lunar birthday.
All the Koreans in the room
understood the meaning. However, there was also an American present…
"Early?"
The only foreigner present
couldn't fully grasp the meaning of the word 'early'.
"What's a lunar
calendar?"
Chung's bright question was
followed by Minsung's calm explanation. While this was happening, on the other
side, the members were busy diving more into Baekya's birthday.
[Lunar calendar: March
21st > Solar calendar: May 3rd]
Huh?
The date that came out turned
out to be a full month later than Yuyeon's birthday.
"Wait a minute."
Yuyeon raised his hand.
Time out.

Sudden news! Baekya from DASE turns out to be the second youngest!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the translation!!
I don’t really get the strict age heirachy thing but it’s funny asf he lied abt his age 💀
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