I'M A GENIUS IDOL BUT MY PASSIVE IS SUNFISH: Chapter 2
TL by Miru
I'm a Genius Idol but
My Passive is a Sunfish: Episode 2
Apgujeong Station.
It's been a long time since
he has been there ever since he rented a room after graduating from high
school. Baek-Ya looked at the old apartment complex.
'Is it because of the
mood?'
Somehow, it felt older than
he remembered.
'Even if it's like
that outside, the inside is pretty good, though.'
Baek-Ya tilted his head and
walked into the convenience store. Even if it was just a dream, he has not been
to his sister's house in a long time, so he didn't want to go there
empty-handed. Baek-Ya bought a carton of orange juice using the T-Money card in
his pocket.
However, as he thanked the
cashier and turned away, somehow, there was a weirdly prickling feeling.
Sure enough. With the sound
of the convenience store door opening, an overjoyed voice could be heard. As a
bonus, the status window popped up again.
"Studeeent!"
It was the man he met in
front of the school.
"Wha- what is it,
ahjussi?!"
As Baek-Ya, bewildered, stumbled
backward, the casting manager of ID approached right in front of his nose.
"I can't believe we're
meeting here! This must be destiny?!"
"Why, why are you
here…"
"Ah! I'm saying this
just in case, but it's absolutely not like that. The company is around this
neighborhood, so I was on my way back. We do not follow anyone from behind."
Not? What do you mean not!?
Was it someone else who
chased him at the snack bar in front of the school then? Baek-Ya's eyes turned
cold.
However, the status window right
in front of him was even more annoying than the man. Baek-Ya was faced with a
choice again.
[Q. I Want to Become
an Idol! (1) : Accepting the audition offer]
▶ All right. I'll take a
look.
The choice that he desperately
turned away from while shouting 'Elephant'.
'Why is there only one
this time…'
Baek-Ya pouted his lips.
With the quest that he was
coerced to accept, Baek-Ya had no choice but to answer.
"All right. I'll take
a look."
It was something he would
never see in real life so he might as well give it a shot in his dreams.
Moreover, since it wasn't
real, there would be no dark history left behind. Upon that, as soon as he
answered, the status window appeared. It was a quest completion notification.
[<I Want to Become
an Idol! (1)> Complete!]
[Level Up Lv.1 → Lv.2]
[Quest Reward Granted:
1 Star Point]
[Level Up Reward
Granted: 1 Star Point]
"Star points?"
When Baek-Ya softly
muttered, as if recognizing it from somewhere, the status window changed
once again.
[Current Star Points
in Possession: 2]
[You can use the Star
Points to bring down the 'Skill Draw' or 'Stress Index' ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و]
'I've seen that
emoticon a lot somewhere…'
And suddenly, something
occurred to him.
"Surviving as the
Genius Idol?!"
Baek-Ya yelled out. For a
moment, even Dong-Man, the casting manager from ID also got surprised.
The first time, rejected.
The second time, escaped.
Wherever that stubbornly
refusing attitude has gone, Dong-Man was moved by Baek-Ya, when he suddenly expressed
his strong aspirations to survive as a genius idol.
Even while receiving lasers
from the convenience store part-timer, this was the moment that made standing
guard at the entrance worth it.
"That's right! A
genius idol! Student, you have plenty of potentials!"
Somehow, the boy looked even
more distraught than before, but that was all the better. All that was needed
now was speed.
It was pressing that this
gemstone he found would be brought back to the company before it escaped again.
"Now that we're
talking about it, let's go to the audition right away!"
"No, wait a minute…! I'm
not in a situation to…"
Baek-Ya struggled as his
arm was being held by Dong-Man. He was even more disoriented by the barraging
status window that it was hard to grasp the situation.
[A new quest has
arrived!]
[Q. I Want to Become
an Idol! (2) : Passing the audition]
"It's okay! The iron
should be struck while it's hot, and ID is right ahead. Today is also the day
of private auditions, so we can immediately go now."
Baek-Ya, whose arm was
being grabbed by Dong-Man, was being dragged away for the second time today.
* * *
And the result.
[<I Want to Become
an Idol! (2)> Complete!]
[Quest Reward Granted:
1 Star Point]
He passed the audition.
"Your tone is good,
and the vocalization is also okay. Have you really never learned how to sing?"
"No, I haven't……"
"Your dancing is
lacking a lot, but your sense of rhythm isn't bad, so I think you'll catch up
quickly."
Baek-Ya could not believe
this situation at all. He knew how to sing a bit, but that was only by ordinary
standards.
In that case, there was
only one reason.
"Your glasses… Is your
vision very bad?"
As expected, it was his
face.
The atmosphere was not like
this even after he entered the audition room with the man. He was even scared
to remove his glasses for the camera test.
"Oh, my! This one has
to pass!"
All kinds of praise poured
out towards Dong-Man, asking, 'Where on earth did assistant manager Kim manage
to find a kid like this'. Dong-Man was sure at that moment.
'He passed!'
On the other hand, Baek-Ya felt
dizzy from the status window pouring on him.
[A new quest has
arrived!]
[Q. I Want to Become
an Idol! (3) : Making a debut
※ Reinforcement of passive in case of failure]
"……"
Passive, what was that?
How was he supposed to do
this?
* * *
He barely managed to
escape, saying that he would need to have parental consent first to sign the
contract. That was how Baek-Ya left with his orange juice.
"Isn't it too long for
a dream…"
He was getting anxious by
the fact that it might not be a dream.
Seeing the traffic light change
to green, Baek-Ya took a step forward.
'For now, I'll go home,
then think of…'
Then suddenly, an amazing
idea emerged.
'Wouldn't I wake up
from the dream if I was shocked?'
Baek-Ya, crossing the
street, confirmed that the green light had started to blink, and stopped
walking.
It was a little scary, but
there was no greater shock than being hit by a car.
While he was collecting his
thoughts, the green light changed to red. The cars that had been stopping began
to speed up one by one.
'Still, it's better to
be hit with my eyes closed than be hit with my eyes open.'
Baek-Ya closed his eyes and
braced himself for the coming impact. The oncoming car was unable to stop the
speeding and honked.
Beeeep!!!
'It's hitting…!'
Baek-Ya, with his eyes
tightly closed, cowered his shoulders. At that moment, large arms wrapped
around him, and he rolled to the ground.
"Hey! You bastard! Have
you gone crazy?!"
The driver, who had stopped
the car by a hair's breadth, rolled down the window and shouted as passersby who
witnessed the accident murmured.
Darkness once again engulfed
Baek-Ya along with the distant noises. In his darkened view, he was certain at
that moment that he was not mistaken.
Perhaps it was because of
the motion of rolling on the ground before regaining his consciousness. The
sound of tinnitus rang in his ear as his stomach churned.
"Uugh!"
"Brother-in-law, are
you all right?!"
With a familiar voice,
someone raised Baek-Ya's body up. It was his sister's husband, Ji-Hoon.
Baek-Ya frowned at the
sudden brightness in his vision. Perhaps his glasses flew away as he rolled on
the ground because the rims of his eyes felt empty.
Ji-Hoon examined Baek-Ya's
body with a worried face as he still seemed to be out of it.
"Why were you just
standing there? You startled me."
He didn't seem to be hurt. Ji-Hoon
pulled Baek-Ya's hair back asking if he felt uncomfortable anywhere else. He
himself also looked like a mess for rolling together on the ground.
"…Brother-in-law?"
"Yes, Han Baek-Ya. Where
have you left your mind? You almost got into big trouble. You know that?"
Gently smacking Baek-Ya's
forehead, Ji-Hoon stood up from his place. Then, he approached the driver, who
was opening the car door and getting out, and apologized on Baek-Ya's behalf.
Only then did Baek-Ya come
to his senses and slowly looked around.
It was blurry, but the
yellow liquid around the car seemed to be orange juice. When he belatedly
lifted his hand from the pain, he saw a shard of glass stuck in it. There was quite
a lot of blood on the ground where he remained.
"Aigoo, what to do… Your
hand is bleeding profusely, student."
A local resident who
witnessed the accident from the beginning approached and handed over a
handkerchief.
"Shouldn't you go to
the hospital right away?"
The middle-aged woman felt
sorry as she looked at the wound.
She checked on the dazed
Baek-Ya and approached Ji-Hoon who was apologizing again and again. However, it
was not the wound that mattered to Baek-Ya right now.
"I'm feeling… the
pain…"
But he wasn't supposed to
feel it.
A cold sweat formed over
Baek-Ya's forehead.
* * *
It has been a long time
since he has seen his sister, but this was not a touching reunion. For a
moment, she was surprised at the look of the two disheveled men. She was busy
scolding him after hearing the details of the accident.
"Don't even think
about stepping out of your room!"
Sentenced to confinement, Baek-Ya
lay on his bed and stared blankly at the ceiling. The status window has not
opened the <Making your debut> quest to the end.
In truth, from the moment
he opened his eyes, he had already thought that this might not be a dream, but perhaps
he ignored it for thinking of it as a dream made him feel more comfortable.
However, that mental
triumph was short-lived due to what happened at the hospital. That pain of his
raw skin being stitched up without anesthesia… was an experience he never
wanted to go through again.
So, right now he was inside
a game.
Usually, when it comes to
games…
"Exit game?"
Hm. No response.
"Leave!"
However, the response that
came back was very different from the one he anticipated.
"Leave? Where do you
think you're leaving?"
It was his sister's severe
scolding that he couldn't take a step out of the house today.
"Hnng. What is this?"
Baek-Ya covered himself
with the blanket and made a pained sound. If he really entered that idol game, the
outcome would be as plain as day.
The reviews were so searing
that he couldn't forget it.
A synonym for a shitty game
of luck.
Raising a sunfish.
99% chance of a bad ending.
"……"
It was cold.
It was like a dagger was
piercing his chest.
Baek-Ya, his complexion
rapidly deteriorating, sprang up to his feet.
'The reviews say that
you'll die no matter what you do. But that's unless you succeed as a genius
idol.'
He needed a plan.
"No, but shouldn't
they at least give me something like tutorials or information through the
process?"
This is just too much. Even
the regressors in modern fantasy novels knew about their future, so why not
him!
He screamed under his
breath as he couldn't let his sister hear him, and the status window appeared
in front of his eyes. The system, which has consistently been ignoring him
throughout all this, responded.
Lv.2 Baek-Ya (Synchronizing)
Appearance: B
Vocals: A
Dance: D
Talent: -
Stress: 5%
Title: Genius Idol (Inactive)
Passive: R
It was Baek-Ya's
information window.
"Wow… This is wretched."
As if hinting at a bad
ending, the grades were also bad in sequence.
'It really is taunting
me.'
If something like this
existed, it should have shown him earlier!
Baek-Ya's fists were
trembling.
'Still, the passive
seems good.'
Wasn't 'R' an abbreviation
for 'Rare'? He didn't know what it was about, but anyway, it was a good thing.
It had to be a good thing.
"Calm down, Han
Baek-Ya. Keep it calm."
He began to look at the
information window again. Baek-Ya raised his hand above an unknown grade. Then,
like a hint, an explanation appeared.
<When a Nerd Removes
His Glasses (B)>
: Take off your
glasses, and you'll become a beautiful boy.
<Three Ggang a Day
(A)>
: Become a vocal tone
gangster, a musical sense gangster, and a vocal range gangster.
//TN: ggang = ggangpae
= gangster
<A Courting Dance
(A)>
: Move your body with
the energy of the universe.
"Wow~"
How nice. It was all good, but
why were the skill names like this?!
Why did he have to be the
one to carry this sense of shame? Baek-Ya felt like he was going to cry.
'Then, is the passive
the only thing I can rely on now?'
Baek-Ya raised his hand
over the R-grade which seemed to illuminate like a halo.
Usually, a passive was the general
attribute of the subject themselves. In fact, even if it was the only thing
that turned out to be good…
<Sunfish (R)>
: Extremely fragile,
so it dies very easily.
"The f*ck?"
He couldn't help but cuss.

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